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NO ONE LIKES A SHOW OFF IN JANE FALLON'S HILARIOUS NEW TALE OF A WOMAN OUT FOR REVENGE - WITH UNEXPECTED RESULTS . . .'It's a joy - a smart, sharp revenge comedy, with plenty of lols too' DAILY MAIL<BR><BR>'Laugh-out-loud funny' SUNDAY EXPRESS<BR><BR>-------------<BR><BR>If you can't have the perfect life, why should she?<BR><BR>Social influencer Maddy's life is picture perfect.<BR>Wholesome videos of her husband and<BR>twin girls project the happiest of families.<BR>And court the fame she so clearly craves.<BR><BR>Iris knows Maddy as the woman who broke up her marriage.<BR>Her whole world was turned upside down and she can't bear the hypocrisy.<BR>But there's one thing that might bring back Iris's happiness.<BR>Taking away Maddy's . . .<BR>Revenge, however, is best served up close and personal.<BR>Iris needs to get know to Maddy.<BR>Which is when things get very messy indeed . . .<BR>--------------<BR><BR>'Her snappy, clever fiction seems to slip down like a glass of nicely chilled white wine'<BR>Sunday Telegraph<BR><BR>'Her books are so smart, funny and warm' ADELE PARKS<BR><BR>PRAISE FOR JANE FALLON<BR>'Gripping, sharp and brilliantly twisty. Deliciously readable. A rollercoaster of revenge' DAILY MAIL<BR>'Witty, smart, topical and full of heart. the sun-lounger smash of the summer' TAMMY COHEN<BR>'Impossible to put down. Fabulous characters and a story that just will not let you go!' RUTH JONES<BR>'Jane Fallon's wry observation and razor-sharp wit in this unputdownable page-turner will grab you from the first page and the action races along at breakneck speed' SUNDAY EXPRESS<BR>'Her snappy, clever fiction . . . seems to slip down like a glass of nicely chilled white wine' SUNDAY TELEGRAPH<BR>'Witty, funny, beautifully written and dotted with life's truths like sprinkles on a birthday cake' CATHY KELLY<BR>'Sharply observed, wickedly funny, with real depths of emotion too. Absolutely unputdownable' MILLY JOHNSON<BR><BR>Jane Fallon, Sunday Times bestselling author, January 2023<BR>

THE TANTALISING AND UNPUTDOWNABLE NO. 1 BESTSELLER FROM THE AUTHOR OF TELL ME A SECRET<BR><BR>I want to make my husband fall back in love with me - so I can shatter his heart.<BR><BR>I want it to hurt.<BR><BR>Paula has had Robert's back since they got together as drama students. She gave up her dreams so he could make it, now he's one of the nation's most popular actors.<BR><BR>But Paula's just discovered he's having an affair.<BR><BR>Now, she's going to break his heart like he broke hers.<BR><BR>It will be her greatest acting role ever.<BR><BR>Revenge is sweet . . . Isn't it?<BR><BR>'Compulsively readable. Sent icy shivers down my spine. I loved it' Daily Mail<BR><BR>'A delightfully acerbic and entertaining revenge fantasy. Will keep your riveted' Sunday Mirror<BR><BR>'A deliciously devious plot. A darkly comic and addictive read' Daily Express<BR><BR>'The twists and turn will totally hook you' Closer<BR><BR>'A romp-along tale of infidelity, manipulation and getting even. Very pleasing' Good Housekeeping<BR> <BR>'You can always rely on Jane Fallon for a well-crafted, dryly funny, just-one-more-chapter-before-I-turn-out-the-light read. My Sweet Revenge ticks all those boxes' Red

SOON TO BE A MAJOR NETFLIX FILM STARRING EMMA ROBERTS, LUKE WILSON and HEATHER GRAHAM<BR><BR>Breaking up is hard to do. Especially when he's left his wife for you . . .<BR><BR>What to do if Matthew, your secret lover of the past four years, finally decides to leave his wife Sophie and their two daughters and move into your flat, just when you're thinking that you might not want him anymore . . .<BR><BR>PLAN A: Stop shaving your armpits. And your bikini line. Tell him you have a moustache that you wax every six weeks. Stop having sex with him. Pick holes in the way he dresses. Don't brush your teeth. Or your hair. Or pluck out the stray hag-whisker that grows out of your chin. Buy incontinence pads and leave them lying around.<BR><BR>PLAN B: Accidentally on purpose bump into his wife Sophie. Give yourself a fake name and identity. Befriend Sophie. Actually begin to really like Sophie. Snog Matthew's son (who's the same age as you by the way. You're not a paedophile). Buy a cat and give it a fake name and identity. Befriend Matthew's children. Unsuccessfully. Watch your whole plan go absolutely horribly wrong.<BR><BR>Getting Rid of Matthew is the sharp and hilariously funny novel from bestselling author Jane Fallon. It was also a Richard and Judy pick. <BR><BR>Praise for Jane Fallon:<BR><BR>'Intelligent, edgy and witty' Glamour<BR><BR>'A brilliant and original tale' Sun<BR><BR>'Chick lit with an edge' Guardian