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NOW WITH REVOLTING EXCLUSIVE BONUS CONTENT!!!<BR><BR>A wickedly funny and prank-filled adventure starring one of Roald Dahl's most hilarious and popular creations, The Twits. <BR><BR>This brand-new and deliciously revolting story is brilliantly written by internationally bestselling authors and children's literacy advocates Greg James and Chris Smith and illustrated by Emily Jones.<BR><BR>Mr and Mrs Twit are just about as nasty and revolting as two people can get. The only thing that brings the two of them pleasure is playing pranks on one another.<BR><BR>But, when a new family called the Lovelies move in next door, with their lively 10-year-old twins, they teach The Twits to stop being so mean and horrible and they all live happily ever after . . .<BR><BR>Ha! Not really. The Twits HATE the Lovelies.<BR><BR>But how far will The Twits go to rid themselves of their horribly nice new neighbours? And what happens when these new neighbours, who are armed with utter loveliness, start to fight back?<BR><BR>Loved The Twits Next Door? Read more fantastically funny adventures from Greg James and Chris Smith:- The Kid Normal series- The Great Dream Robbery- Super Ghost- The Kid Who Fell Through Time

'Angus had never been very interested in history until he visited it by accident one Tuesday night.'<BR><BR>History has always seemed pretty boring to Angus. Who cares about things that happened thousands of years ago? Totally pointless! That's what Angus thinks until the day he accidentally falls into a shopping trolley and ends up travelling through time with Marge, the lady who runs the cheese counter at the local supermarket, and who is also FROM THE FUTURE.<BR><BR>And so begins the most epic adventure of his life - exploring a market in Roman Britain, hanging out with Shakespeare, making new friends in Ancient Egypt. Oh, and trying to escape the Evil Emperor Kragg from the 99th Century who is determined to destroy the planet.<BR><BR>Can Angus and his new friends make it out of the past unscathed and, more importantly, is camel cheese really as bad as you imagine? Only time will tell!<BR><BR>This epic and hilarious time travel adventure takes you from Roman Britain to the Ancient Egyptians. An ideal read for Key Stage 2 learners.<BR><BR>James and Smith know just what makes readers tick, and their new novel is action-packed, pacey and funny, and is filled with fun and occasionally surprising facts. A brilliant read. The Bookseller

The first book in a laugh-out-loud funny adventure series for readers aged 8+, from radio stars Greg James and Chris Smith<BR>_______________<BR><BR>'So funny, it's almost criminal' - Independent<BR>'Outrageous capers' - Guardian<BR><BR>SHORTLISTED FOR THE WATERSTONES CHILDREN'S BOOK PRIZE<BR>A TOM FLETCHER BOOK CLUB PICK <BR>_______________<BR><BR>Murph Cooper has a problem. <BR><BR>His new school is top secret, and super weird. His classmates can all fly or control the weather or conjure tiny horses from thin air. And what's Murph's extraordinary skill? Um, oh yeah - he hasn't got one. <BR><BR>Just as well there are no revolting supervillains lurking nearby, their minds abuzz with evil plans. There are!? Right. OK, then... <BR><BR>It's time for Kid Normal to become a hero!<BR><BR>Check out the whole series! <BR>Kid Normal <BR>Kid Normal and the Rogue Heroes <BR>Kid Normal and the Shadow Machine<BR>Kid Normal and the Final Five

"Should appeal to readers who enjoy the Captain Underpants and Wimpy Kid series." - School Library Connection on Kid Normal <BR><BR> Since becoming Kid Normal, Murph Cooper and the Super Zeroes - fellow students with arguably less-than-useful talents like the ability to conjure tiny horses from thin air - have been catching bad guys all over the place. But being a hero isn't easy, especially when you can't tell anyone about your epic adventures and your classmates still don't believe you've got what it takes.<BR><BR>And then, far away in a top-secret prison, the world's most feared supervillain breaks his thirty-year silence. His first words? "Bring Kid Normal to me!" This supervillain was responsible for stealing the powers from some of the greatest Heroes Alliance members of all time. Does Murph have what it takes to bring him down? <BR><BR> With black-and-white illustrations throughout, this laugh-out-loud story proves that heroes come in all shapes and sizes.

In a top secret school for kids with super powers, it's hard being the only 'normal' one - that's what Murph Cooper thought before he became part of the Super Zeroes! The third book in the laugh-out-loud Kid Normal series for readers aged 8+, from radio stars Greg James and Chris Smith<BR>_______________<BR><BR>Praise for KID NORMAL:<BR><BR>'So funny, it's almost criminal' - Independent<BR>'Outrageous capers' - Guardian<BR>_______________<BR><BR>YOU DON'T NEED SUPERPOWERS TO BE A HERO ... Or do you?<BR><BR>Despite having no powers, Murph Cooper is part of the best team in the Heroes' Alliance. So when supervillain Magpie declares all-out war, Kid Normal and the Super Zeroes lead the charge. <BR><BR>But Magpie believes that a powerless hero is no hero at all. And he's building a dastardly device to prove it. <BR><BR>When Kid Normal enters the Shadow Machine, THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME ...<BR><BR>Check out the whole series! <BR>Kid Normal <BR>Kid Normal and the Rogue Heroes <BR>Kid Normal and the Shadow Machine<BR>Kid Normal and the Final Five