Lottie Brooks's Essential Guide to Life

Ich habe es im Urlaub mit dem Sonnenbaden wohl etwas (ziemlich) übertrieben und sehe aus wie eine Tomate / ein Hummer / eine Clownsnase / ein entzündeter Pickel / etwas SEHR, SEHR Rotes. Jedenfalls sitze ich jetzt zu Hause fest, während alle meine Freundinnen Frappuccinos schlürfen. WIESO IST DAS LEBEN NUR SO UNFAIR?!?!??!Aber zum Glück fahren wir bald auf Klassenfahrt und verbringen dann TAG und NACHT miteinander. Ich freu mich schon so. Eine ganze Woche weg von meinen peinlichen Eltern und Tobys ekelhaften Furzattacken! Hoffentlich hat sich bis dahin die Daniel-oder-Antoine-Situation geklärt. Es ist fast unmöglich herauszufinden, welcher der Richtige für mich ist. Aber ausgerechnet jetzt hängt Jess ständig mit dem neuen Mädchen in unserer Stufe ab! Hat sie etwa vergessen, dass sie schon genug Freunde hat!?

From the number one bestselling author, this laugh-out-loud illustrated book is perfect for readers aged 9-12 and for fans of Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging, Dork Diaries and Wimpy Kid.<BR><BR>Lottie Brooks is BACK and she's as BRILLIANT as ever!<BR><BR>At long last Lottie and Daniel are an official couple and everything seems to be going brilliantly (except for Amber being increasingly mean and jealous, but what's new there?).<BR><BR>Meanwhile Toby's new year's resolution is to get a dog, and for once Lottie and him see eye to eye. Pot Noodle, the cockapoo, becomes the newest member of the Brooks family. He's VERY cute but also not toilet trained AT ALL.<BR><BR>Lottie soon finds having a new boyfriend and a new dog means she has little time for anyone else, leaving her best friends pretty upset. How is Lottie meant to keep everybody happy and stop Pot Noodle from pooing on the carpet?!<BR><BR>Readers LOVE Lottie Brooks:<BR>My daughter couldn't put it down and read it in 2 days. Read at breakfast, walking downstairs, tea time, in the bath. <BR>My 9-year-old daughter devoured it in two nights, and all I could hear from her was giggling and the occasional "Mum! Listen to this! This is SO me!".<BR>My 12 year old reluctant reader took this book, read 100 pages in one night and proclaimed it 'the best book ever'<BR>Katie has managed to capture the essence of what this group think and feel in a positive, life-affirming fashion'<BR><BR>Have you read all of Lottie's embarrassing diaries?<BR>Book 1: The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks<BR>Book 2: The Catastrophic Friendship Fails of Lottie Brooks<BR>Book 3: The Mega-Complicated Crushes of Lottie Brooks<BR>Book 4: Lottie Brooks's Totally Disastrous School-Trip<BR>Book 5: The Completely Chaotic Christmas of Lottie Brooks<BR>Book 6: The Majorly Awkward BFF Dramas of Lottie Brooks<BR>Book 7: Lottie Brooks Vs The Ultra Mean Girls<BR>Book 8: The Seriously Epic Holiday of Lottie Brooks<BR><BR>Other books from the world of Lottie Brooks:<BR>Lottie Brooks's Totally Essential Guide to Life<BR>Lottie Brooks's Twelve Disasters of Christmas (coming October 2026)

Lebensweisheiten vom witzigsten Teenager aller Zeiten Hi, ich bin's wieder, Lottie! Ich habe erfahren, dass du meine Tagebücher gelesen hast und jetzt ALLES über mein peinliches Leben weißt. Dir ist schon klar, dass ein Tagebuch PRIVATEIGENTUM ist?! Aber ich habe beschlossen, dir zu verzeihen, WENN, und auch wirklich nur WENN du es wieder gut machst. Also bist du jetzt dran. Erzähl mir alles, was in deinem Leben so passiert. Und denk nicht mal dran, die peinlichen Stellen auszulassen... Jetzt kann jede:r wie Lottie sein! Dieses Mitmachbuch lädt Leser:innen dazu ein, sich mit Lottie über die eigenen peinlichen Teenager-Situationen auszutauschen und ihnen mit Humor zu begegnen. Und wenn das nicht hilft, dann hat Lottie viele praktische Tipps für alle Lebenslagen auf Lager.

From hilarious MEGA-BESTSELLING author Katie Kirby comes a brand-new story in the phenomenal LOTTIE BROOKS series!<BR><BR>Pack your bags, and put on your helmets, for Lottie's latest hilarious diary! She's off on a ONCE IN A LIFETIME skiing holiday - what could possibly go wrong?!<BR><BR>Amber has seen the light and returned to the QUEENS OF EIGHT GREEN. PHEW! And now she's invited Lottie on her family skiing holiday - RESULT!<BR><BR>One tiny problem . . . Lottie's never been skiing before and she doesn't know her piste from her poles! How hard can it be though?<BR><BR>Join Lottie as she learns how to ski with old and new friends, tries fondue for the first time and discovers what the banana of destiny has in store for her.<BR><BR>Will this be the best holiday ever or is it all downhill from here?<BR><BR>Readers LOVE Lottie Brooks:<BR>My daughter couldn't put it down and read it in 2 days. Read at breakfast, walking downstairs, tea time, in the bath. <BR>My 9-year-old daughter devoured it in two nights, and all I could hear from her was giggling and the occasional "Mum! Listen to this! This is SO me!".<BR>My 12 year old reluctant reader took this book, read 100 pages in one night and proclaimed it 'the best book ever'<BR>Katie has managed to capture the essence of what this group think and feel in a positive, life-affirming fashion'<BR><BR>Have you read all of Lottie's embarrassing diaries?<BR>Book 1: The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks<BR>Book 2: The Catastrophic Friendship Fails of Lottie Brooks<BR>Book 3: The Mega-Complicated Crushes of Lottie Brooks<BR>Book 4: Lottie Brooks's Totally Disastrous School-Trip<BR>Book 5: The Completely Chaotic Christmas of Lottie Brooks<BR>Book 6: The Majorly Awkward BFF Dramas of Lottie Brooks<BR>Book 7: Lottie Brooks Vs The Ultra Mean Girls<BR>Book 8: The Seriously Epic Holiday of Lottie Brooks<BR><BR>Other books from the world of Lottie Brooks:<BR>Lottie Brooks's Totally Essential Guide to Life<BR>Lottie Brooks's Twelve Disasters of Christmas (coming October 2026)

From hilarious MEGA-BESTSELLING author Katie Kirby comes a brand-new story in the phenomenal LOTTIE BROOKS series!Pack your bags, and put on your helmets, for Lottie's latest hilarious diary! She's off on a ONCE IN A LIFETIME skiing holiday - what could possibly go wrong?!Amber has seen the light and returned to the QUEENS OF EIGHT GREEN. PHEW! And now she's invited Lottie on her family skiing holiday - RESULT!One tiny problem . . . Lottie's never been skiing before and she doesn't know her piste from her poles! How hard can it be though?Join Lottie as she learns how to ski with old and new friends, tries fondue for the first time and discovers what the banana of destiny has in store for her.Will this be the best holiday ever or is it all downhill from here?Readers LOVE Lottie Brooks:My daughter couldn't put it down and read it in 2 days. Read at breakfast, walking downstairs, tea time, in the bath. My 9-year-old daughter devoured it in two nights, and all I could hear from her was giggling and the occasional "Mum! Listen to this! This is SO me!".My 12 year old reluctant reader took this book, read 100 pages in one night and proclaimed it 'the best book ever'Katie has managed to capture the essence of what this group think and feel in a positive, life-affirming fashion'Have you read all of Lottie's embarrassing diaries?Book 1: The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie BrooksBook 2: The Catastrophic Friendship Fails of Lottie BrooksBook 3: The Mega-Complicated Crushes of Lottie BrooksBook 4: Lottie Brooks's Totally Disastrous School-TripBook 5: The Completely Chaotic Christmas of Lottie BrooksBook 6: The Majorly Awkward BFF Dramas of Lottie BrooksBook 7: Lottie Brooks Vs The Ultra Mean GirlsBook 8: The Seriously Epic Holiday of Lottie BrooksOther books from the world of Lottie Brooks:Lottie Brooks's Totally Essential Guide to LifeLottie Brooks's Twelve Disasters of Christmas (coming October 2026)

OMG. Ich bin jetzt offiziell jemand, der auf DATES geht ... Ich date ... Ich bin eine Daterin ... Mein erstes Date mit DER LIEBE MEINES LEBENS war magisch. Sorry, ich meinte natürlich die EVENTUELLE LIEBE MEINES LEBENS. Sorry, ich meinte Daniel. Wir werden uns jetzt EWIG nicht sehen, denn ich fahre in den Ferien nach Südfrankreich. Aber das wird super. Ich werde Croissants essen und meine umfangreichen Französisch-Kenntnisse nutzen:  bonjour, au revoir, merci ...  und, ähm ... na gut, lassen wir das ... Womöglich lerne ich sogar einen gutaussehenden französischen Jungen kennen. (Ich weiß, was ich über Daniel geschrieben habe. Aber ich bin 12. Man kann doch wohl nicht von mir erwarten, dass ich weiß, wovon ich rede, oder?!)

Celebrating 85 years of Sparking Imaginations <BR><BR>A beautiful clothbound edition of the much-loved modern classic The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks. Bound in real cloth with two coloured foils and sprayed coloured edges, this deluxe edition is a perfect gift or collector's item. Part of an eight book set published to mark the 85th anniversary of Puffin Books. With a brand-new foreword from Nadia Shireen.<BR><BR><BR>Lottie Brooks is 11 ¿ and her life is already officially over - not only is she about to start high school without any friends or glamorous swooshy hair, she's just discovered she's too flat-chested to wear A BRA! She might as well give up now and go into hibernation with her hamsters Sir Barnaby Squeakington and Fuzzball the Third.<BR><BR>Lottie navigates the many perils of growing up in this fantastically funny illustrated series for a 9-12 audience, filled with friendship, embarrassing moments and plenty of lols.<BR><BR><BR><BR>Collect all eight titles in the Puffin Clothbound 85th Anniversary Collection- THE STORY OF TRACY BEAKER by Jacqueline Wilson with a foreword by Beth Lincoln- DIARY OF A WIMPY KID by Jeff Kinney with a foreword by Dapo Adeola- CHARLOTTE'S WEB by E.B. White with a foreword by Jordan Lees- MATILDA by Roald Dahl with a foreword by Robin Stevens- THE EXTREMELY EMBARRASSING LIFE OF LOTTIE BROOKS by Katie Kirby with a foreword by Nadia Shireen- PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS: THE LIGHTNING THIEF by Rick Riordan with a foreword by Nazneen Ahmed Pathak- PIG-HEART BOY by Malorie Blackman with a foreword by Adam Kay- WONDER by R.J. Palacio with a foreword by Tom Fletcher

The hilarious sequel to The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks by the bestselling creator of Hurrah for Gin. This fantastically funny illustrated series is perfect for readers aged 9-12 and for fans of Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging, Dork Diaries and Wimpy Kid.<BR><BR>Lottie Brooks is back for spring term at secondary school and ready to face anything. No more trying to impress mean girl Amber. And absolutely no more being nicknamed Cucumber Girl.<BR><BR>A lead role in the spring musical gives Lottie a chance to dazzle her mega-crush Daniel with her talent as a singing crab but it's not all singing and dancing at Kingswood High. Lottie's friendship with Molly and Jess seems to be falling apart no matter how hard she tries to keep her BFFs together.<BR><BR>Is Lottie on track for another epic friendship fail?<BR><BR>Readers LOVE Lottie Brooks:<BR>My daughter couldn't put it down and read it in 2 days. Read at breakfast, walking downstairs, tea time, in the bath. <BR>My 9-year-old daughter devoured it in two nights, and all I could hear from her was giggling and the occasional "Mum! Listen to this! This is SO me!".<BR>My 12 year old reluctant reader took this book, read 100 pages in one night and proclaimed it 'the best book ever'<BR>Katie has managed to capture the essence of what this group think and feel in a positive, life-affirming fashion'<BR><BR>Have you read all of Lottie's embarrassing diaries?<BR>Book 1: The Extremely Embarrassing Life of Lottie Brooks<BR>Book 2: The Catastrophic Friendship Fails of Lottie Brooks<BR>Book 3: The Mega-Complicated Crushes of Lottie Brooks<BR>Book 4: Lottie Brooks's Totally Disastrous School-Trip<BR>Book 5: The Completely Chaotic Christmas of Lottie Brooks<BR>Book 6: The Majorly Awkward BFF Dramas of Lottie Brooks<BR>Book 7: Lottie Brooks Vs The Ultra Mean Girls<BR>Book 8: The Seriously Epic Holiday of Lottie Brooks<BR><BR>Other books from the world of Lottie Brooks:<BR>Lottie Brooks's Totally Essential Guide to Life<BR>Lottie Brooks's Twelve Disasters of Christmas (coming October 2026)

Bestselling author Katie Kirby captures the humorous and heart-felt antics of Lottie Brooks, an 11-year-old who is in for one long--and embarrassing--year if she can't learn to laugh at life's little mistakes.<BR><BR>A Warning to Future Readers:<BR><BR>Hi, I'm Lottie Brooks! I'm 11 (and 3/4) years old and this is my diary. Before you read, though, you should be warned. This book is going to include mortifying moments like bra shopping with your mom and your seven-year-old brother, showing up to class with cereal in your hair, watching your dad sing horrible karaoke, standing awkwardly at your first school dance, and so many more humiliating occurrences.<BR><BR>Turn away now if you’d rather not read about such excruciating experiences. It would be entirely understandable and highly recommended!